Why panic? Is this another Brexit story? No it is much worse than that, much much worse.
The world’s coffee supply is under threat. I will just give you two minutes for that to sink in, just in case your blood levels are too high in the caffeine stream.
Can you imagine a world where your coffee needs cannot be satisfied? A world where the default response to any question is ‘Feck Off’.
It’s time for the world to come together and deal with this major issue, it’s time for the British Parliament to stop buggering about with Brexit; time for the US Government shutdown to end; lets come together and ensure that our coffee is safe.