Posted by Paul at January 10th, 2010


According to Brit Hume of Fox News, Tiger Woods needs Jesus. Well alright, Jesus has a nice message. But why Tiger? Hume must be profoundly disappointed in him — “Et tu, squeaky-clean racially ambiguous golf diety?” — jettisoning his credibility as a news anchor (OK, a Fox News anchor, but still) and publicly inviting Tiger to follow Jesus. Imagine if Wolf Blitzer or Katie Couric did this. It’s hard to, because they wouldn’t. And if they did, they’d have to retire the next day and be replaced by a real news anchor. Which means, even if they manage to report some news stories, Fox News is in fact a fake news channel. This is not hyperbole or exaggeration or bias; their anchorman announced on air that Tiger Woods needs to find Jesus. I guess those who deny poor kids healthcare — before they go out and cheat on their wives — have already found Him.