Posted by Paul at August 21st, 2009

NY Times

Hooray! The guy who blew up 270 innocent people is out of prison and back home in Libya! Our hearts are swelling with pride. Thank Allah our guy took care of those despicable airline passengers and crew. Can you imagine the audacity to go on vacation or do business in Europe? And bring children along? Let’s not forget those who died on the ground who had the gall to live below where the plane exploded. Wave your flags and celebrate the return of our brave hero! Thanks British Petroleum, and everyone else concerned, for this momentous occasion. And yes, you may buy our oil now. You’re welcome!